How can I help to him?

This semester is over. Hope, the next semester is not as much consuming my time as this semester. Well, i am waiting for the result.

I never forget one thing happened in the exam. During computer concept exam, every one had to answer in the computer, the question paper also was in the computer. We all sitting in front of our computer was answering the question.

One of my friend sitting next to me asked the answer to one question ( even me too is not good at this subject, but better than him ). I did my best(?) to my friend when the teacherer was away to us. It continued upto 6 or 7 questions. He told the question number secretly, I replied the answer.

It was not such difficult as some might thought because all the part of this exam was multiple choice question. Finally, the exam was over. As every one does, we discussed about the answers. But, all the answers given to my friend is wrong.

Because, eventhough the question paper is same for all of us, the order of the question every one had is diffrent. It was rundomly ordered. My first question was his twenty first question, my second question was his forteenth question, and so on.

How can I help to him?

Science Day

Five years ago, Science Day was to take place in my school. There was a need to organize a drama which would be an exclusive one for the function. But, it was not easy to do so.

We, science students tried to find someone who could give such script to us. After few days, I got idea. I told my friends that I could take one drama script from someone whom I know well.

The day after the day, I gave the script to my friends. Since then, we did the practice a couple of days. The day came. We who took part in the drama acted well. However, noone know who wrote the script expect me. It's me.

Naughty Boy

> > > > > TEACHER: Why are you late?
> > > > > WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
> > > > > TEACHER: What sign
> > > > > WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
> > > > > ____________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
> > > > > multiplication on the floor?
> > > > > CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
> > > > > _____________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> > > > > JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> > > > > TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> > > > > JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
> > > > > ___________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
> > > > > SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
> > > > > TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> > > > > SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
> > > > > _____________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
> > > > > GEORGE: Here it is!
> > > > > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> > > > > CLASS: George!
> > > > > ______________
> > > > > TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
> > > > > today that we didn't have ten years ago.
> > > > > WILLIE: Me!
> > > > > ______________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
> > > > > TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> > > > > ______________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> > > > > ELLEN: I is...
> > > > > TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
> > > > > ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
> > > > > _____________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> > > > > JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
> > > > > same day, same time."
> > > > > _____________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down
> > > > > his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
> > > > > it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
> > > > > JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
> > > > > ______________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
> > > > > prayers before eating?
> > > > > SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> > > > > _______________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
> > > > > exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> > > > > DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
> > > > > ______________
> > > > >
> > > > > TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
> > > > > talking when people are no longer interested?
> > > > > PUPIL: A teacher.

Men Vs Women

** Why do men like smart women?
....Opposites attract.

** How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
.....We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty; we iron -- they wrinkle.

** How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
.....Make him wear shoes.

** What did God say after creating man?
.....I can do so much better.

** What's the smartest thing a man can say?
....."My wife says..."

** Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
.....So men can understand them.

** Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after
mating?
.....To stop the snoring before it starts.

** Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
.....Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

** Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
.....Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.

** Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
.....When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Which type are you?

Women come in different shapes and sizes!

HARD DISK Woman.
She remembers everything, forever.

RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman.
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman.
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman.
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman.
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman.
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman.
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman.
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

so which type are you?

One shot two head

Be careful!

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